Dionysus was Hermes little brother and we think you'll see the family resemblance this thong bears to the Hermes Short. Both feature a studded pouch that conveys your god-like stature.

As the messenger and God of travelers, Hermes probably had a hot pair of shorts just like these. Ok - maybe not, but we know you'll definitely send a message to anyone who sees you in these...

Like Cronus, you'll overcome all obstacles that stand in front of you while wearing this studded contour pouch thong.

Poseidon may have ruled the oceans, but you'll rule your world wearing these shorts. The pouch features Velcro for quick and easy access, as does the unique 'Y' back. Undo all three and the pouch and back come free!

How can so much come from so little? As minimal as this is, you can be certain it will cause great reactions.

There's no doubt who the master is when you wear these shorts. Your subjects will kneel before you with respect.

The Ares Thong has a soft conforming pouch to cradle you in comfort, while keeping your resources ready for deployment.

These shorts allow you to show off your athletic prowess - second only to the gods of Mount Olympus.

Wearing this thong, you will be all but guaranteed the favorable attention of Achilles himself.

Plato named Achilles the most handsome of all the warriors. In these shorts you too can be Achilles and conquer your adversaries into submission.